Way Back Wednesday is a new, regular weekly blog feature I'm starting today. I'll either be putting up blog posts from days gone by or perhaps revisiting one of my older releases.
Today, I'm mixing the two together with a post that I originally did for another blog back in February of 2010, where I interviewed Kim and Abe from my 2009 Advent Calendar release, Silver and Gold Check it out...
Kim: And just so we're clear, Abe and I are not together. He's into outies.
Abe: Or they're into me.
Me: Okay then. How did you guys meet?
Kim: Um. Why does he get a picture and I don't?
Abe: Sweetheart, you're a secondary character. That means you don't get on the cover. If it makes you feel better, it isn't my most flattering look. That shirt? Please. Grey is so not my color.
Kim: At least people get a visual of you! I'm just this nebulous image floating around.
Me: Would it make you feel better if I put up a picture that looks like you? I had an interviewer ask me this week if I could cast a movie of this story, which actors I would pick to play you guys.
Abe: *claps hands* Ooh, who did you pick for me?
Kim: *gasps* No you didn't. Now you want a second picture? You bitch.
Abe: Okay, okay, just curious, so shoot me. Who did you pick for Kim? There, is that better?
Kim: *pouting* Depends on who it is. Duh.
Me: Okay, here you go:
Abe: Now girlfriend, you've gotta be happy with Eva Mendes.
Kim: She'll do. But that's a bit tousled for me. I'd be into your salon like yesterday.
Kim: You know, I hear her talking to me like I'm totally unreasonable, and I have no idea where the attitude came from.
Abe: Much better, and see? Look how much bigger yours is. And you call me the size queen.
Me: Let me give some examples of what great friends you are? Like from when Geoff still hadn't clued in to how lucky he was to have Abe fall into his lap, so to speak, and was still living in the past.
ABE gratefully accepted the huge latte from Kim and tried once more to convince her to leave. He had thought he’d been successful on the phone in persuading her not to come see him, but she had bribed him with an “extra” coffee that she just happened to have.
Abe, you’re such a slut for coffee, and apparently everyone knows it.
“I’m fine,” he repeated yet again. “Really.” And he smiled to emphasize how “fine” he was.
“Abe, get that ugly excuse for a smile off your face and tell me what’s wrong. What happened with you and Geoff?”
“Tenacious little thing, aren’t you?”
“Tenacious, yes. Little, hell no. Thing?” She gave him an arch look.
“Sorry, babe. You were the one who insisted upon seeing me before I’m caffeinated.”
“Meow. That actually almost sounded like the real you.” She softened her expression. “What happened, Abe?”
Abe: Yeah, that was a tough day. Kim about burst a blood vessel when I told her what happened with the phone call I overheard. She threatened to quit.
Kim: I knew right away that wasn't the best move. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. And, boss of ten years or not, he was so going down if he fucked you over.
“Well, all I can say is my former boss won’t be getting any ass from you if it takes having to duct tape you to my bedroom door.” She pulled out her phone and dialed, her eyes flashing.
“Shit, love, don’t quit on my account!” Abe was regretting ever picking up the phone this morning.
“Don’t worry, I’m not quitting. I’ve decided I’m going to stay and make his life a living hell while I run his business into the ground.” She gave Abe an evil smile and left a terse message saying that she would be using a sick day and hung up.
Abe watched her warily. “What are you doing?”
Kim smiled more naturally. “Just going to help you pack for your trip and keep you company until you leave.” She waited a beat. “And keep you from going to his office, and him from coming up here,” she admitted.
Abe gave her a hug. “You’re a good friend, my dear.”
She hugged him back. “You don’t hate me because I fixed you two up?”
Me: That was so sweet.
(They both look at me in horror.)
Abe: Let me take this one, babe. (To me) Kim doesn't do sweet. She's more scary, hell-on-wheels, true-blue. Loyal as shit, but evil. In a good way.
Me: Do you guys still hang out now that Abe and Geoff have worked through things?
Kim: Hell, yes. Closer than ever. *smiles dangerously* I've got his back, especially since I know everything that's going on with the boss.
Abe: And I've got hers. She was insultingly underpaid until I spoke up.
Me: A lot of readers want to see more of you two. Do you think there will be another book in the future?
Abe: Babe? Isn't that up to you? You're the writer.
Me: Well, yes, but I can only write the stories you guys share with me.
Kim: Oh, you want more? Abe, get us some coffee...
Read more about Kim and Abe in Silver & Gold, available in e-book from Dreamspinner Press.