This is the third year for my naughty rendition. Enjoy, but don't show the kiddies or stick-in-the-mud co-workers. ;)
An Erotic Romance Night Before Christmas By Devon Rhodes
'Twas the night before Christmas, when in every hut
All the authors were reading and writing their smut;
The stockings were net above killer high heels,
In hopes that St. Nichol-ass would soon cop a feel;
The kids were at Grandma’s, all snug in their beds,
While drool-worthy eye-candy danced in my head;
And I in my teddy, and watching the clock,
Had just settled down to await the Big Cock,
When on the front door there arose such a thumpin’,
I reclined on bed to wait for my pumpin’.
From outside the window, Tom opened his sash,
Tore open his raincoat and gave me a flash.
The moon on the breast of my hero's huge pecs
Gave a woody the size of his home state to Tex,
When, what should my wandering eyes watch come in,
But a hot dommy Master, and eight smokin’ hot men,
With a huge throbbing cock, so taut and so slick,
I knew in a moment I must have his dick.
He cock-ringed his buddies before they all came,
And he spanked them, and stroked them, and called them by name;
"Now, Asher! now, Derek! now, Paulie and Darin!
On, Cristoph! On, Corey! On, Donnie and Larren!
On top of the bed! Let’s show her a ball!
Now lick away! lick away! lick away all!"
He was dressed in black leather, from his head to his feet,
And his skin was all oiled, inducing great heat;
A bundle of toys he had flung on my bed,
And I knew he’d torment me before I gave head.
His abs -- how they rippled! his chest smooth, not hairy!
His ass cheeks like apples, and no way was it cherry!
His sexy wide mouth was drawn up in a smirk,
And he looked like a man who knew just how to work;
He was hot and enticing, and wanted to tame,
So he tied me right up and started his game;
An hour or so later I was limp and wrung dry,
The guys were all empty, endorphins were high;
He spoke not a word, but packed up his toys,
And wiped up the cream then zipped up his boys,
And tucked a long finger under my chin,
And giving a kiss, said, “You were a ten.”
He strode to his ride, to his guys gave a leer,
And told me for sure they’d be back here next year.
And I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Sexy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
Happy Holidays everyone!! Have fun, be safe, love well and laugh often.
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ReplyDeleteHi! Checking in just to make sure you got my email yesterday evening with the winner's info. I'm having some email issues... Grrr. Happy holidays!
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